Adrian Monk Quote #815
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic
Krystal: [over radio] It's Krystal. Is Danny still there? There's somebody here that wants to talk to him. [to Monk] Click and talk.
Adrian Monk: What do I say?
Krystal: Think of something.
Daniel: [on radio] This is Daniel. Who the hell is this?
Adrian Monk: Hello. How are you? 10-4. This is the guy who called earlier to complain about Krystal.
Man: Yeah, yeah, I recognize your voice.
Adrian Monk: I've changed my mind. I'd like to withdraw that complaint.
Daniel: Why?
Adrian Monk: Well, I was trying to get her fired, because I was mad at her because...
Krystal: I wouldn't marry you.
Adrian Monk: She wouldn't marry me.
Daniel: Who? Krystal? You can't be serious.
Adrian Monk: I love her.
Daniel: Ha!
Krystal: I love everything about her. I love how she drives, which is exemplary. And her smile. And the way she controls her rage.
Garrett Price: No, wait, don't leave. No, come on, she still might hit him. I might hit him.
‘Mr. Monk Gets Stuck in Traffic’ Quotes
Quote from Julie Teeger
Julie Teeger: I'm going to pee all over the seat.
Adrian Monk: Natalie.
Natalie: Honey, honey, there is a rest stop up ahead. You're okay.
Julie Teeger: Maybe when there's pee all over the back seat, maybe then you'll believe me.
Adrian Monk: Uh, okay. Julie, wait. No, don't don't don't do that. Not, not in the car. I will give you $10 to hold it in.
Julie Teeger: Really?
Natalie: What are you doing? You can't pay a person not to pee.
Adrian Monk: Best money I ever spent.
Julie Teeger: Oh, sure he can. It's called "the free market." I learned about it in school. So, Mr. Monk, how much would you pay me not to throw up?
Quote from Natalie
Natalie: So, what happened up there?
Adrian Monk: A guy was killed.
Natalie: Oh, my God.
Julie Teeger: Mr. Monk says he was murdered.
Natalie: Of course he does. You know, Mr. Monk, there'd be no crime in all of San Francisco if you never left your house.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Julie Teeger: Mom, I gotta go.
Natalie: Sweetie, why didn't you go at the game? There was a porta-john right there.
Julie Teeger: I wanted to, but Mr. Monk says it wasn't sanitary.
Adrian Monk: You'll thank me later.