Adrian Monk Quote #745
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Mrs. Bowen: Mr. Monk, I'm a little confused.
Adrian Monk: Me, too.
Mrs. Bowen: See, I'm a registered nurse. And physically, you seem to be fine. Are you looking for a housekeeper?
Adrian Monk: No, what? No, no. I, I, I can clean the house. Don't worry about that. That's covered. She didn't give me any notice. I guess she was worried that I'd have a nervous breakdown or... But, but her son, Benjy, he he gave me this letter. He left me this.
Mrs. Bowen: It's in a baggie.
Adrian Monk: It's an evidence bag. Read the P.S. Did you read the P.S.?
Mrs. Bowen: Yeah, it's heartbreaking. Uh, Mr. Monk, can I be honest with you?
Adrian Monk: I wish you wouldn't.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.