Sharona Quote #166
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf
Captain Stottlemeyer: Excuse me, I'm sorry. I know this is a bad time. I'm Captain Stottlemeyer. This is Adrian monk, lieutenant Disher, and I believe you know Varla Davis and Sharona Fleming.
Meredith Preminger: What's going on?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, ma'am, there have been some questions raised about the death of your husband.
Meredith Preminger: By her? Captain, she's delusional. You can ask anyone.
Denny Graf: Meredith, is there a problem?
Sharona: God, that's, that's him.
Meredith Preminger: They want to talk to me about Max's death.
Denny Graf: It's not a good time. Maybe after the services on Saturday.
Adrian Monk: You mean after the body's been cremated?
Sharona: You poisoned him, and you got the idea from that story I wrote.
Meredith Preminger: Did I?
Sharona: Yes.
Meredith Preminger: Can you prove it?
Sharona: Yes, I can. It's right here. This is my second draft.
Captain Stottlemeyer: The Fatal Recipe.
Adrian Monk: That's a good title.
Captain Stottlemeyer: "Help me, help me, somebody help me. Help me, please. Help me now."
Varla Davis: Shoot. You know this is going to affect our grade.
Meredith Preminger: Is there anything else? I didn't think so.
‘Mr. Monk and the Girl Who Cried Wolf’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kroger
Dr. Kroger: You know, it's a confusing time, not just for you, but for everyone. It's hard to feel centered. These days, it's hard to even know where the center is. What are you feeling right now?
Sharona: Well, I feel weird being here like I'm trespassing. [Dr. Kroger chuckles] I bet those pillows must drive him crazy, huh?
Dr. Kroger: I'm not at liberty to say.
Sharona: Well, I see my window is cleaner than your window. That's got to be him.
Dr. Kroger: Sometimes I wish that we could switch seats, so I could get this window a little...
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: Sharona wanted me to, to give you this.
Varla Davis: Mmmkay. Adrian Monk, care and feeding. Special diet, schedule, phobias. Heights, germs, snakes, crowds, milk... You're afraid of milk? How old are you, man? I got a 2 year old nephew who's not afraid of milk.
Adrian Monk: You must be very proud of him.
Varla Davis: For what, not being afraid of milk? That just means he's normal. [balls up paper] You don't need this. Sharona's a good nurse, but she's been treating you like a baby. The party is over, Adrian Monk, because I'm going to treat you like a man.
Adrian Monk: Don't do that.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Varla Davis: I'm going to need a list of your meds and the proper doses.
Adrian Monk: I don't take any medication.
Varla Davis: What the hell am I doing here, then?
Adrian Monk: I have... I just need a little help.
Varla Davis: Doing what?
Adrian Monk: Everything.