Captain Stottlemeyer: Excuse me, I'm sorry. I know this is a bad time. I'm Captain Stottlemeyer. This is Adrian monk, lieutenant Disher, and I believe you know Varla Davis and Sharona Fleming.
Meredith Preminger: What's going on?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, ma'am, there have been some questions raised about the death of your husband.
Meredith Preminger: By her? Captain, she's delusional. You can ask anyone.
Denny Graf: Meredith, is there a problem?
Sharona: God, that's, that's him.
Meredith Preminger: They want to talk to me about Max's death.
Denny Graf: It's not a good time. Maybe after the services on Saturday.
Adrian Monk: You mean after the body's been cremated?
Sharona: You poisoned him, and you got the idea from that story I wrote.
Meredith Preminger: Did I?
Sharona: Yes.
Meredith Preminger: Can you prove it?
Sharona: Yes, I can. It's right here. This is my second draft.
Captain Stottlemeyer: The Fatal Recipe.
Adrian Monk: That's a good title.
Captain Stottlemeyer: "Help me, help me, somebody help me. Help me, please. Help me now."
Varla Davis: Shoot. You know this is going to affect our grade.
Meredith Preminger: Is there anything else? I didn't think so.