Adrian Monk Quote #496
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Married
Dr. Waterford: Adrian and Sharona Monk, this is Jeffrey and Rachel Sweeney and Dalton and Maria Padron. We're going to be shipmates together on this wonderful voyage. Gosh, I hope no one gets seasick.
Dalton Padron: You, the map expert?
Dr. Waterford: You know each other?
Sharona: Oh, we were in, uh, Mr. Dalton's antique store. It... Small world.
Dalton Padron: It certainly is.
Maria Disher: Adrian Monk. Do you know my son, Randy Disher?
Adrian Monk: No. No. Does he sell cleaning supplies? That's what I do. Mops and brooms. Mostly brooms. Sell about four brooms for every mop. It's interesting.
Sharona: Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's... It's spellbinding. Let's talk about mops and brooms all day. [chuckles, sighs] Oh, well. Um, That... That's why we're here, because all he can talk about is work.
Adrian Monk: Well, that's not the only reason we're here. [mimes drinking]
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Sharona: What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: This shelf. I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room.
Sharona: Well, when you turn off the light you won't see it.
Adrian Monk: I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. You live in a dreamworld.
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Adrian Monk: Can I have the ring back?
Sharona: What ring?
Adrian Monk: The ring I loaned you. I-I-I'd like to hold on to it.
Sharona: This is Trudy's wedding ring, isn't it?
Adrian Monk: I wanna have it with me in case...
Sharona: Hey, hey.
Adrian Monk: You know, we don't, uh...
Sharona: Nobody's gonna die. Hold this. You know, before I was your assistant, I was your nurse. And you know what? That means I'm still your nurse. So I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, and you wanna know why? 'Cause it'll look bad on my resume.
Adrian Monk: [answers phone] Hello? Can't talk now. I'm trapped in a cave.
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Sharona: Get your camera. I'm goin' in.
Adrian Monk: You can't.
Sharona: No, you can't. Adrian, I have to go in. Randy's depending on us. I promise I'll be careful. I'm just gonna take a few pictures. Don't worry.
Adrian Monk: I- I don't know how to not worry.