Dr. Waterford: Adrian and Sharona Monk, this is Jeffrey and Rachel Sweeney and Dalton and Maria Padron. We're going to be shipmates together on this wonderful voyage. Gosh, I hope no one gets seasick.
Dalton Padron: You, the map expert?
Dr. Waterford: You know each other?
Sharona: Oh, we were in, uh, Mr. Dalton's antique store. It... Small world.
Dalton Padron: It certainly is.
Maria Disher: Adrian Monk. Do you know my son, Randy Disher?
Adrian Monk: No. No. Does he sell cleaning supplies? That's what I do. Mops and brooms. Mostly brooms. Sell about four brooms for every mop. It's interesting.
Sharona: Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's... It's spellbinding. Let's talk about mops and brooms all day. [chuckles, sighs] Oh, well. Um, That... That's why we're here, because all he can talk about is work.
Adrian Monk: Well, that's not the only reason we're here. [mimes drinking]