Adrian Monk Quote #504
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Gets Married
Sharona: What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: This shelf. I can't sleep with a crooked shelf in the room.
Sharona: Well, when you turn off the light you won't see it.
Adrian Monk: I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. You live in a dreamworld.
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‘Mr. Monk Gets Married’ Quotes
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Adrian Monk: Can I have the ring back?
Sharona: What ring?
Adrian Monk: The ring I loaned you. I-I-I'd like to hold on to it.
Sharona: This is Trudy's wedding ring, isn't it?
Adrian Monk: I wanna have it with me in case...
Sharona: Hey, hey.
Adrian Monk: You know, we don't, uh...
Sharona: Nobody's gonna die. Hold this. You know, before I was your assistant, I was your nurse. And you know what? That means I'm still your nurse. So I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, and you wanna know why? 'Cause it'll look bad on my resume.
Adrian Monk: [answers phone] Hello? Can't talk now. I'm trapped in a cave.
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Sharona: Get your camera. I'm goin' in.
Adrian Monk: You can't.
Sharona: No, you can't. Adrian, I have to go in. Randy's depending on us. I promise I'll be careful. I'm just gonna take a few pictures. Don't worry.
Adrian Monk: I- I don't know how to not worry.
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Dalton Padron: Don't stand on that, please. That chest is a hundred years old.
Adrian Monk: Oh, I'm sorry. I was just looking at the map.
Dalton Padron: Yes. It's... Well, it's very rare. It's a copper-plated engraved map, hand painted from 1845.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.
Dalton Padron: Pardon me?
Adrian Monk: There was no West Virginia until after the Civil War, unless I'm wrong, which I'm not.
Dalton Padron: Really?
Adrian Monk: It's a forgery. You might want to notify the person who bought it.