Adrian Monk Quote #220

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Airplane

Adrian Monk: [on the phone] Hi. Hello. [coughs] Yeah. I'm worried about a buddy of mine. Uh, Captain Claude Pritchard.
Man: Claude Pritchard the pilot, yeah. He's on the tarmac right now. He's been cleared to take off.
Adrian Monk: So, he made it okay. [chuckles] What a relief. Unbelievable.
Man: What do you mean?
Adrian Monk: Uh, oh, he was in pretty bad shape when I left him. We were out partying all last night, and into this morning, and we're just party boys.
Man: Party boys?
Adrian Monk: Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty ugly there for I tried to take his keys away, but you know how old Claude gets when he's totally... [Sharona whispers "hammered"] hammered.

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Quote from Adrian Monk

Sharona: Oh, my God, that is Tim Daly! I love him!
Adrian Monk: What is he, some kind of actor?
Sharona: Yeah. Yeah. He was on that show, Wings.
Adrian Monk: Never saw it. Was it good?
Sharona: Well, he was.

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Sharona: Now, do you want the aisle or the middle?
Adrian Monk: Okay. I'll take the... Aisle.
Sharona: You sure?
Adrian Monk: Aisle. Aisle. Middle. Middle. Oh, middle. Aisle! Aisle! I'm just gonna wait. Aisle. Middle.
Warren Beach: Mister. Mister. Take this one. I won't mind.
Sharona: Oh, no, no, no. Please don't offer him a third choice. His head will explode.

Quote from Adrian Monk

Sharona: Okay. I got good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Adrian Monk: Neither.
Sharona: Well, you gotta pick one.
Adrian Monk: I don't want to. If you tell me the good news first, I won't enjoy it, because I'll be worrying about the bad news, which is coming next. But if you tell me the bad news first, I won't get a chance to enjoy the good news, because I know...