Adrian Monk Quote #205
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Airplane
[Monk repeatedly presses the assistance button]
Leigh: We meet again.
Adrian Monk: Excuse me, that woman back there is coughing and coughing. She's not covering her mouth.
Leigh: I'm not her mother.
Adrian Monk: I know, it's the air. It's all recirculating, and it feels like she's coughing right on me.
Leigh: We have a special supply of fresh air up front. I'm not supposed to do this, but I'm gonna have the captain pipe it directly into your blower. Okay?
Adrian Monk: Okay.
Leigh: Ah, don't tell anybody else.
Sharona: Thank you.
Adrian Monk: She was patronizing me, wasn't she?
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Airplane’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Oh, my God, that is Tim Daly! I love him!
Adrian Monk: What is he, some kind of actor?
Sharona: Yeah. Yeah. He was on that show, Wings.
Adrian Monk: Never saw it. Was it good?
Sharona: Well, he was.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Now, do you want the aisle or the middle?
Adrian Monk: Okay. I'll take the... Aisle.
Sharona: You sure?
Adrian Monk: Aisle. Aisle. Middle. Middle. Oh, middle. Aisle! Aisle! I'm just gonna wait. Aisle. Middle.
Warren Beach: Mister. Mister. Take this one. I won't mind.
Sharona: Oh, no, no, no. Please don't offer him a third choice. His head will explode.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Okay. I got good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?
Adrian Monk: Neither.
Sharona: Well, you gotta pick one.
Adrian Monk: I don't want to. If you tell me the good news first, I won't enjoy it, because I'll be worrying about the bad news, which is coming next. But if you tell me the bad news first, I won't get a chance to enjoy the good news, because I know...