Adrian Monk Quote #103
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger
Dr. Kroger: A drive-by shooting? Do they have any leads?
Adrian Monk: Nothing on the bullets. They found the car a few blocks away. Stolen. A hundred percent clean. No prints.
Dr. Kroger: You know, you- You- You don't seem very upset.
Adrian Monk: Well, it means I'm making someone very uneasy, and that's not such a bad thing.
Dr. Kroger: Well, Sh-Sharona must have been terrified.
Adrian Monk: She quit. We had an argument about money. She took a job at a lamp store on Prospect Street. She'd rather sell lamps than work for me. Let me ask you something. Two weeks ago, she bought me this mug, it said "World's Greatest Boss." Are you allowed to do that buy someone a mug and then just quit?
Dr. Kroger: See, I don't think mugs are legally binding, Adrian.
‘Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Why did you ask about his glasses?
Adrian Monk: So I could tell which photographs were the most recent. There are about 200 pictures in that room. They documented everything.
Sharona: And?
Adrian Monk: No bungee jumping. No skydiving. The most exciting thing Sidney Teal's done in the last two years is go to Disneyland.
Sharona: Not exactly Batman.
Adrian Monk: This guy? He was... What's the opposite of Batman?
Sharona: You are.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: I never had to think about money. Trudy used to pay all the bills.
Dr. Kroger: While we're on that subject, there-there is something that-that I have to say.
Adrian Monk: Oh? Now, you see, this can't be good.
Dr. Kroger: Well, no. The- The- The- The fact is that, um, you see, I haven't been paid for the past nine weeks, nine sessions. Now, that's a lot of money.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. You're gonna leave me too.
Dr. Kroger: No, no, no. I did not say that, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: I'm gonna be all alone. What a time to be me.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, I promise you, no one is leaving you.
Adrian Monk: Sharona did.
Dr. Kroger: Are- Are- Are you okay?
Adrian Monk: I hate owing you money. I just- I just hate it. Listen, until until we get squared away, I'm gonna have to start seeing you twice a week. [Dr. Kroger reluctantly nods]
Quote from Sharona
Willis: Look, truth is, I'll be out of a job soon, so if you're looking for a driver, let me know. Hey, is he a good boss?
Sharona: Well, my last paycheck bounced. I can't take a vacation because he can't live without me. And two nights ago, he called me at 4:00 a.m because he saw a cockroach.
Adrian Monk: It was pretty big.
Sharona: Yeah.