Sharona Quote #38
Quote from Sharona in Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger
Sharona: Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a single parent?
Adrian Monk: Um, no.
Sharona: My paycheck bounced, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: The lamp...
Sharona: What are you gonna do about it?
Adrian Monk: Guess I'll just have to sweep it up.
Sharona: No, I'm talking about the money. I thought Leo Otterman paid us.
Adrian Monk: He gave me an I.O.U. He said he was a little short.
Sharona: No, no, no, no. Leo Otterman is not a little short. We just recovered one of his Picasso paintings that is worth over $2 million.
Adrian Monk: He said that he wasn't liquid or whatever. He had some cash flow thing.
Sharona: Adrian, this is a business with clients and expenses. I know money doesn't matter on Planet Monk, but I have a kid that expects three meals a day and sometimes gets sick. If you miss another paycheck, I'm quitting. This is very important, so I'm gonna say it again. If you miss one more paycheck, I'm quitting.
‘Mr. Monk and the Billionaire Mugger’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Why did you ask about his glasses?
Adrian Monk: So I could tell which photographs were the most recent. There are about 200 pictures in that room. They documented everything.
Sharona: And?
Adrian Monk: No bungee jumping. No skydiving. The most exciting thing Sidney Teal's done in the last two years is go to Disneyland.
Sharona: Not exactly Batman.
Adrian Monk: This guy? He was... What's the opposite of Batman?
Sharona: You are.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: I never had to think about money. Trudy used to pay all the bills.
Dr. Kroger: While we're on that subject, there-there is something that-that I have to say.
Adrian Monk: Oh? Now, you see, this can't be good.
Dr. Kroger: Well, no. The- The- The- The fact is that, um, you see, I haven't been paid for the past nine weeks, nine sessions. Now, that's a lot of money.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. You're gonna leave me too.
Dr. Kroger: No, no, no. I did not say that, Adrian.
Adrian Monk: I'm gonna be all alone. What a time to be me.
Dr. Kroger: Adrian, I promise you, no one is leaving you.
Adrian Monk: Sharona did.
Dr. Kroger: Are- Are- Are you okay?
Adrian Monk: I hate owing you money. I just- I just hate it. Listen, until until we get squared away, I'm gonna have to start seeing you twice a week. [Dr. Kroger reluctantly nods]
Quote from Sharona
Willis: Look, truth is, I'll be out of a job soon, so if you're looking for a driver, let me know. Hey, is he a good boss?
Sharona: Well, my last paycheck bounced. I can't take a vacation because he can't live without me. And two nights ago, he called me at 4:00 a.m because he saw a cockroach.
Adrian Monk: It was pretty big.
Sharona: Yeah.