Adrian Monk Quote #9
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Candidate
Gavin Lloyd: Oh, my God. Excuse me! That's color coded by voting precinct. It took me three weeks to set this up.
Adrian Monk: Sorry.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk!
Miranda St. Claire: What department are you with?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Ma'am, this is Adrian Monk. He's no longer with our department. He's here as a private consultant.
Adrian Monk: I'll put them all back the way they were.
Gavin Lloyd: No, no, stop. You can't possibly remember how everything was. So just leave it-
Sharona: Yes, he can. Yes, he can.
Adrian Monk: Really, it won't take too long.
Gavin Lloyd: No.
Adrian Monk: It'd take one second. I can do it.
Sharona: Adrian, let go of the board!
[As Adrian lets go of the board, it bolts upright and flings the drawing pins off onto the table]
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk and the Candidate’ Quotes
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Forget about the damn stove, okay? You are on a job here. You're a private consultant.
Adrian Monk: I know, but I smelled it and I think...
Sharona: You gotta shut up. The department thinks you're nuts. You're never gonna get reinstated, you're never gonna get hired again, and we are both gonna be unemployed. Do you understand the importance of what I am saying? [Adrian nods] Now, pull your twisted self together, concentrate and be brilliant. You're brilliant.
Quote from Sharona
Adrian Monk: Mrs. St. Claire, a couple of questions.
Miranda St. Claire: Let me ask you a question. How can you investigate anything? I'm told you're "germophobic," afraid of the dark, heights, crowds and milk.
Sharona: We're working on the milk. He's making good progress on milk.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: [staring at abstract painting] What is this?
Jesse Goodman: What?
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Jesse Goodman: Look, I don't have time for this, all right? This meeting is over.
Sharona: He's gone.
Adrian Monk: It's me, isn't it?
Sharona: [answers phone] Hello?
Adrian Monk: Isn't it? It's me.