Adrian Monk: [enters] Where is he? Liar. You're a liar! You were never going back to prison.
Natalie: Mr. Monk.
Adrian Monk: You were going to Paraguay. That's why you came to me! You couldn't leave until I cleared your name.
Jack Monk, Jr.: Okay, look, Adrian, I swear.
Adrian Monk: Just admit it, Jack! Just can you please. Just once. Just for the novelty of it.
Natalie: Wait, I don't understand. He's your pen pal, right?
Adrian Monk: He's my half brother. He's Jack, Jr.
Natalie: Oh, my God! Jack?
Adrian Monk: Aka Joe Endicott.
Natalie: The fugitive? [Monk nods] My god! So... Oh, my God! You killed that woman?
Adrian Monk: No, he's not a killer, but he's practically everything else.
Natalie: God! I want my check back.
Adrian Monk: What? What is that?
Natalie: He said he's building an orphanage in Quebec.