Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk's Other Brother
Adrian Monk: [enters] Where is he? Liar. You're a liar! You were never going back to prison. Natalie: Mr. Monk. Adrian Monk: You were going to Paraguay. That's why you came to me! You couldn't leave until I cleared your name. Jack Monk, Jr.: Okay, look, Adrian, I swear. Adrian Monk: Just admit it, Jack! Just can you please. Just once. Just for the novelty of it. Natalie: Wait, I don't understand. He's your pen pal, right? Adrian Monk: He's my half brother. He's Jack, Jr. Natalie: Oh, my God! Jack? Adrian Monk: Aka Joe Endicott. Natalie: The fugitive? [Monk nods] My god! So... Oh, my God! You killed that woman? Adrian Monk: No, he's not a killer, but he's practically everything else. Natalie: God! I want my check back. Adrian Monk: What? What is that? Natalie: He said he's building an orphanage in Quebec.