Adrian Monk Quote #2215
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk's Other Brother
Adrian Monk: [enters] Where is he? Liar. You're a liar! You were never going back to prison.
Natalie: Mr. Monk.
Adrian Monk: You were going to Paraguay. That's why you came to me! You couldn't leave until I cleared your name.
Jack Monk, Jr.: Okay, look, Adrian, I swear.
Adrian Monk: Just admit it, Jack! Just can you please. Just once. Just for the novelty of it.
Natalie: Wait, I don't understand. He's your pen pal, right?
Adrian Monk: He's my half brother. He's Jack, Jr.
Natalie: Oh, my God! Jack?
Adrian Monk: Aka Joe Endicott.
Natalie: The fugitive? [Monk nods] My god! So... Oh, my God! You killed that woman?
Adrian Monk: No, he's not a killer, but he's practically everything else.
Natalie: God! I want my check back.
Adrian Monk: What? What is that?
Natalie: He said he's building an orphanage in Quebec.
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‘Mr. Monk's Other Brother’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Bell
Adrian Monk: But he's going back as soon as I clear his name. All I ever wanted, since I was a boy, was a real family. I used to pray for it.
Dr. Bell: I hate to break the news to you, Adrian, but you already have a real family. In a lot of ways, your situation is typical. I've seen it quite often.
Adrian Monk: There's a four-state dragnet out on my brother. You get that a lot?
Dr. Bell: Now, th- These are fundamental questions. People have been asking them for ages, all the way back to Cain and Abel. "What do I owe my family? What do I owe my brother? What is my obligation?"
Quote from Dr. Bell
Adrian Monk: See, sometimes he's not really so bad. Last night, we were watching this old horror movie and talking about our dad and Paraguay... And I was feeling.
Dr. Bell: Paraguay?
Adrian Monk: Yeah, he's obsessed with Paraguay. He's been reading all about it...
Dr. Bell: Uh-oh.
Adrian Monk: Uh-oh, what?
Dr. Bell: Adrian, I've been doing some workshops in local prisons, and Paraguay is considered the promised land.
Adrian Monk: Really?
Dr. Bell: Because of their new extradition laws. They won't extradite anyone. Unless he's been indicted for murder.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Jack Monk, Jr.: Adrian, no, no, wait! Think about it! I could be halfway to Paraguay right now but I'm not. I'm here. I came to you! What does that tell you?
Adrian Monk: That you're an unstable person and that you belong in prison.
Jack Monk, Jr.: No, that I need your help. Come on, I didn't kill that woman! I crawled through the sewer. When I got to the parking lot she was already dead.
Adrian Monk: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Go back. You crawled through the what-what?
Jack Monk, Jr.: I crawled through the sewer. That's how I escaped.
Adrian Monk: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Go back. You crawled through the what?
Jack Monk, Jr.: The sewer?
Adrian Monk: Wait. Go back.