Max Hudson: Well, well, well. Look who's back.
Adrian Monk: Surprised?
Max Hudson: Uh, more like annoyed, actually. For those of you who missed it last week, Adrian Monk is a private detective who was hired by my ex-sister-in law who's delusional 'cause she thinks I killed my my wife. So what can we do for you today, Mr. Mo-onk?
Adrian Monk: Well, for three weeks before Jeanette died, you left the house at 2:00 every afternoon.
Max Hudson: Yes.
Adrian Monk: According to her sister, you said you were going to the gym.
Max Hudson: That's right.
Adrian Monk: Well, I went to your gym. And they said that you haven't been there in six months. So my first question is: what were you doing at 2:00 every day?
Max Hudson: Well, uh, that's really none of your business, but, uh, I'm gonna tell you anyway. It's no secret Jeanette and I had an understanding. We had what some people would call an "open marriage".
JJ the Joke Machine: In my house it's called, "The Impossible Dream."
Max Hudson: So you're absolutely right. I did not go to the gym. I was getting a different kind of workout.