Adrian Monk Quote #1560
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Max Hudson: Well, well, well. Look who's back.
Adrian Monk: Surprised?
Max Hudson: Uh, more like annoyed, actually. For those of you who missed it last week, Adrian Monk is a private detective who was hired by my ex-sister-in law who's delusional 'cause she thinks I killed my my wife. So what can we do for you today, Mr. Mo-onk?
Adrian Monk: Well, for three weeks before Jeanette died, you left the house at 2:00 every afternoon.
Max Hudson: Yes.
Adrian Monk: According to her sister, you said you were going to the gym.
Max Hudson: That's right.
Adrian Monk: Well, I went to your gym. And they said that you haven't been there in six months. So my first question is: what were you doing at 2:00 every day?
Max Hudson: Well, uh, that's really none of your business, but, uh, I'm gonna tell you anyway. It's no secret Jeanette and I had an understanding. We had what some people would call an "open marriage".
JJ the Joke Machine: In my house it's called, "The Impossible Dream."
Max Hudson: So you're absolutely right. I did not go to the gym. I was getting a different kind of workout.
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‘Mr. Monk Is On the Air’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8-inch window.
Lieutenant Disher: Sure they could.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's awful small.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, could a little person fit through an 8-inch window?
Adrian Monk: I am proud to say I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, wait a minute. We can settle it right now. They're all downtown at a book signing. We go down, we talk to Little Willie. If we get a chance, if it happens to come up, we measure the circumference of his head. Then divide it by pi or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Natalie: Did somebody die?
Adrian Monk: Christmas morning. Oh, that's me playing Hide.
Natalie: You mean Hide-and-Seek?
Adrian Monk: You still don't get it, do you?
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Adrian Monk: Oh, this- This one is my cousin's birthday party. And... there's me.
Kevin Dorfman: Got a balloon there.
Adrian Monk: [about the clown] I don't remember his name.
[On the video, young Adrian asks for his balloon animal to be untied so it's just a long, straight line]