Sheriff Bates: You know a Debbie Barnett, right?
Roger Zisk: Yeah, sure.
Sheriff Bates: Well, evidently she left town without telling anybody. I just talked to her parents. They're mighty worried. You haven't been seeing her, have you, Roger?
Roger Zisk: Sheriff Bates, you're talking to a married man.
Adrian Monk: Did you know she was pregnant?
Roger Zisk: Well, how would I know that?
Adrian Monk: You like Willie Nelson, Mr. Zisk?
Roger Zisk: Yeah, he's all right.
Adrian Monk: You're left handed, isn't that right?
Roger Zisk: Carl, who is this guy? Look, I got work to do. Just educate this man, all right? You tell him who he's talking to.
Adrian Monk: He's the guy. Let's call the captain.
Sheriff Bates: What captain?
Adrian Monk: I don't know.
Sheriff Bates: Jerry, I like your style. As a matter of fact, I've been looking for a deputy.