Adrian Monk Quote #1087
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Bumps His Head
Sheriff Bates: You know a Debbie Barnett, right?
Roger Zisk: Yeah, sure.
Sheriff Bates: Well, evidently she left town without telling anybody. I just talked to her parents. They're mighty worried. You haven't been seeing her, have you, Roger?
Roger Zisk: Sheriff Bates, you're talking to a married man.
Adrian Monk: Did you know she was pregnant?
Roger Zisk: Well, how would I know that?
Adrian Monk: You like Willie Nelson, Mr. Zisk?
Roger Zisk: Yeah, he's all right.
Adrian Monk: You're left handed, isn't that right?
Roger Zisk: Carl, who is this guy? Look, I got work to do. Just educate this man, all right? You tell him who he's talking to.
Adrian Monk: He's the guy. Let's call the captain.
Sheriff Bates: What captain?
Adrian Monk: I don't know.
Sheriff Bates: Jerry, I like your style. As a matter of fact, I've been looking for a deputy.
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‘Mr. Monk Bumps His Head’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Captain Stottlemeyer: He got beaned pretty hard on the head. We're putting up 4,000 of these. I'm gonna have them put up. We're gonna post them in post offices, truck stops, and drug stores.
Dr. Kroger: Wait, why the drug stores?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I figure he's gonna have to buy wipes sooner or later.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: Captain. Mr. Monk gets all his money from the bank. They're brand new bills. Maybe they keep track of serial numbers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's good. We'll check it out.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe this guy really did have a clue about Trudy's murder and Monk solved the case. I mean, he found the guy who killed Trudy and killed him. And then he moved to some place else, changed his name and started a new life.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Without telling us?
Lieutenant Disher: Happens all the time.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It does?
Lieutenant Disher: It happens occasionally. It's not unprecedented. I never said it.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sheriff Bates: It's the biggest feed store in the county. Roger's father in law owns it. He lets Roger run it.
Adrian Monk: I don't wanna tell you, but those bags smell like...
Sheriff Bates: Well, that's exactly what they are. That's fertilizer.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. My God, this is worse than drug trafficking. You gotta nail this guy.