Julie Teeger: Wow. This is spooky. Do you do this every year for Halloween?
Ambrose Monk: Do what?
Julie Teeger: Um, nothing.
Natalie: All these instruction manuals.
Adrian Monk: Yes, Ambrose wrote them. That's what he does.
Natalie: Wow, Ambrose, you must be pretty handy around the house.
Julie Teeger: Yeah, you should've been there when we were putting together my Malibu Jenny bungalow. It took my mom five hours.
Ambrose Monk: I'm not surprised. Mike Gordon wrote that one. He's a hack. The man can't tell the difference between a 3/4 inch retaining screw and a half inch lag bolt. I'm not kidding. He actually made that mistake. Still can't believe he won the Niz-em-ew award.
Adrian Monk: Niz-em what?
Ambrose Monk: National Society of Instruction Manual Writers.
Adrian Monk: Oh. Right. I've won five of them.
Julie Teeger: Can we see one?
Ambrose Monk: No. They're not here. They won't mail them.
Natalie: Well, at least you won them. That's the important thing.