Ambrose Monk Quote #21
Quote from Ambrose Monk in Mr. Monk Goes Home Again
Julie Teeger: Wow. This is spooky. Do you do this every year for Halloween?
Ambrose Monk: Do what?
Julie Teeger: Um, nothing.
Natalie: All these instruction manuals.
Adrian Monk: Yes, Ambrose wrote them. That's what he does.
Natalie: Wow, Ambrose, you must be pretty handy around the house.
Julie Teeger: Yeah, you should've been there when we were putting together my Malibu Jenny bungalow. It took my mom five hours.
Ambrose Monk: I'm not surprised. Mike Gordon wrote that one. He's a hack. The man can't tell the difference between a 3/4 inch retaining screw and a half inch lag bolt. I'm not kidding. He actually made that mistake. Still can't believe he won the Niz-em-ew award.
Adrian Monk: Niz-em what?
Ambrose Monk: National Society of Instruction Manual Writers.
Adrian Monk: Oh. Right. I've won five of them.
Julie Teeger: Can we see one?
Ambrose Monk: No. They're not here. They won't mail them.
Natalie: Well, at least you won them. That's the important thing.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Goes Home Again’ Quotes
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Ambrose Monk: Okay. Are you and Natalie...
Adrian Monk: What?
Ambrose Monk: Involved?
Adrian Monk: What? No. No. No. No. Why, why would you even ask me that?
Ambrose Monk: Well, it's been eight years since Trudy.
Adrian Monk: Exactly! It's only been eight years.
Ambrose Monk: You're a widower. She's a widow. And I know how you are with the ladies. I remember, in high school, those girls calling you on the phone, talking to you on the phone, complimenting you, huh?
Adrian Monk: Ambrose. Ambrose, those were my teachers.
Ambrose Monk: So? What about Mrs. Flagan? Yeah?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Halloween. Am I right? Something nasty always goes down on Halloween.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Really? What went down last Halloween?
Lieutenant Disher: Nothing.
Captain Stottlemeyer: The one before that?
Lieutenant Disher: It's a new tradition. Halloween.
Quote from Ambrose Monk
Ambrose Monk: What are you doing? You- You can't go in there. You cannot go in there.
Julie Teeger: I'm sorry. I didn't know.
Natalie: What's going on?
Ambrose Monk: That, that is, that's Dad's study. We're, we're, we're not allowed in there.
Natalie: Not allowed?
Ambrose Monk: Yes. Dad caught me in there once when I was 12.
Natalie: What happened, Ambrose?
Ambrose Monk: He grounded me.
Julie Teeger: For 30 years?