Barber: [pours water on a homeless man] This ain't a hotel. Go on, get outta here.
Leyla Zlatavich: What are you doing? You can't treat people like that.
Barber: Lady, this is none of your business.
Leyla Zlatavich: This man is a human being.
Barber: Barely.
Leyla Zlatavich: I know your kind. I've seen it my whole life. You're a hooligan. You're a bully! He could've had a heart attack.
Barber: Lady, get outta my face before I call a cop.
Adrian Monk: Hey, I'll save you the time. [flashes wallet] I am the cops.
Barber: Where's your badge?
Adrian Monk: I'm a former cop. You wanna know why they kicked me out? You don't wanna know why they kicked me out! [hands the homeless man the barber's towel]
Leyla Zlatavich: Why did they kick you out?
Adrian Monk: Nervous breakdown.