Adrian Monk Quote #2096
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Falls in Love
Barber: [pours water on a homeless man] This ain't a hotel. Go on, get outta here.
Leyla Zlatavich: What are you doing? You can't treat people like that.
Barber: Lady, this is none of your business.
Leyla Zlatavich: This man is a human being.
Barber: Barely.
Leyla Zlatavich: I know your kind. I've seen it my whole life. You're a hooligan. You're a bully! He could've had a heart attack.
Barber: Lady, get outta my face before I call a cop.
Adrian Monk: Hey, I'll save you the time. [flashes wallet] I am the cops.
Barber: Where's your badge?
Adrian Monk: I'm a former cop. You wanna know why they kicked me out? You don't wanna know why they kicked me out! [hands the homeless man the barber's towel]
Leyla Zlatavich: Why did they kick you out?
Adrian Monk: Nervous breakdown.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: He is carrying something. Could be St. Christopher. He's the patron saint of travelers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay. Likes to travel.
Adrian Monk: What is that, a lion?
Lieutenant Disher: Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo... zookeeper! A traveling, dancing zookeeper.
Captain Stottlemeyer: This is not a game show, Randy.
Natalie: Well, it could be an astrological sign. So she's a leo.
Captain Stottlemeyer: A leo.
Adrian Monk: What is that? Looks like a ruby.
Natalie: Yeah.
Lieutenant Disher: Rubies, so that's jewelry. She makes jewelry. She's a dancing zookeeper's daughter who makes jewelry!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay! I'm making an announcement. If our suspect turns out to be a dancing zookeeper's daughter who makes jewelry, I'm gonna retire.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: We're friends of Leyla's. She's in trouble. She's in very big trouble.
Adrian Monk: Mrs. Zlatavich, we know- We know you killed this man. Your daughter is in jail now. Leyla is protecting you. You came here on her birthday, didn't you? To surprise her.
Mrs. Zlatavich: [speaks native language]
Natalie: Y- Y- You were giving her a gift. A bracelet.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, yeah. You landed at the airport. And you got into a taxi, but you had the wrong address. Look. Algonquin Avenue, right? That was her old address. You didn't know she had moved.
Mrs. Zlatavich: [gives a "Here's what happened" summation in her native language]
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: We found this in the cab. It's got a design on it. Could be an invitation or something. And we found this under the backseat. There's blood splatter on it. We think the killer was wearing it.
Adrian Monk: A charm bracelet. Trudy had one of these. Usually, these aren't just decorative, though. Each one of these little charms could mean something. "L.Z." Probably her initials.
Captain Stottlemeyer: L.Z. That's good. There can't be a lot of Zs out there.
Natalie: Ballet slippers. Maybe she's a dancer or used to be.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's good.
Adrian Monk: There's a man with a beard.
Natalie: Looks like Santa Claus.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe she likes Christmas!
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm not going to write down that she likes Christmas.