Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Natalie: Mr. Monk! Thank God! Hey, Hal. The captain just called. They found a body, Gail Segalis' boyfriend. He was killed in his restaurant. Adrian Monk: I'm sorry, I-I got to go. Hal Tucker: Hey. Do you mind if I tag along? I've never seen a real crime scene, except on TV. Adrian Monk: Can he? Can he come? He can be my guest. Natalie: Mr. Monk, it's a crime scene. It's not a party. Adrian Monk: Natalie! It's Hal. Come on, the captain won't mind. We'll tell him you're with me. And that, you're just gonna watch. Natalie: All right, when we get there, be careful. You can't get your fingerprints on anything. Hal Tucker: Yeah, that would be funny. 'Cause then you'd have to arrest me.