Adrian Monk Quote #1501
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Natalie: Mr. Monk! Thank God! Hey, Hal. The captain just called. They found a body, Gail Segalis' boyfriend. He was killed in his restaurant.
Adrian Monk: I'm sorry, I-I got to go.
Hal Tucker: Hey. Do you mind if I tag along? I've never seen a real crime scene, except on TV.
Adrian Monk: Can he? Can he come? He can be my guest.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, it's a crime scene. It's not a party.
Adrian Monk: Natalie! It's Hal. Come on, the captain won't mind. We'll tell him you're with me. And that, you're just gonna watch.
Natalie: All right, when we get there, be careful. You can't get your fingerprints on anything.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, that would be funny. 'Cause then you'd have to arrest me.
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Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: Ah, here. Hey, you're, ah, you're missin' two eggs here.
Adrian Monk: No, no. I only buy ten at a time. I know, it's crazy.
Hal Tucker: No, it makes perfect sense to me.
Adrian Monk: It does?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, I mean, why have a decimal system if you're not gonna use it? Ten at a time, it's brilliant. I mean, why 12?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. Twelve's so arbitrary.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: What's this?
Adrian Monk: That's bubble wrap. Protect the apple.
Hal Tucker: Did they do this for you?
Adrian Monk: No, no. I bring my own. They- They always tease me about it.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, well, who's laughing now? Look at that thing. It's perfect. Where as mine it's all bruised and scuffed up. You're a genius.
Adrian Monk: I don't know about genius.
Hal Tucker: I like your style, ya know? You know, you play by your own rules.
Adrian Monk: That's one way of lookin' at it, I guess.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he call? It's been two and a half days.
Julie Teeger: Why don't you call him?
Adrian Monk: I did. I left 14 messages. I must have said something. Done something. I came on too strong. Scared him off. So now I'm back to zero friends.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend.
Adrian Monk: Because I pay you!
Natalie: You don't pay me that much.