Adrian Monk: Where's my whistle?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you don't need a whistle.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I-I-I- I'm gonna have to buy a whistle and one of those clipboards, I guess.
Natalie: So you've never won anything in your whole life?
Adrian Monk: Once, at a birthday party, I won a game of musical chairs.
Natalie: Oh, that's something.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, then I was disqualified. The mother said I went counterclockwise or something.
Natalie: At least you got invited to the party.
Adrian Monk: It was my party, okay? It was my mother.