Adrian Monk Quote #1271
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Big Game
Adrian Monk: Where's my whistle?
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you don't need a whistle.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I-I-I- I'm gonna have to buy a whistle and one of those clipboards, I guess.
Natalie: So you've never won anything in your whole life?
Adrian Monk: Once, at a birthday party, I won a game of musical chairs.
Natalie: Oh, that's something.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, then I was disqualified. The mother said I went counterclockwise or something.
Natalie: At least you got invited to the party.
Adrian Monk: It was my party, okay? It was my mother.
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‘Mr. Monk and the Big Game’ Quotes
Quote from Natalie
Captain Stottlemeyer: I can talk to her next week. How about Saturday? I'll take you guys out for pancakes.
Natalie: Yeah, it's okay. That's not gonna give her enough time. It's all right.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay.
Natalie: Oh, you know what? I forgot to mention. My cousin works for a PR firm for the 49ers.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No kidding?
Natalie: Yeah. Joe Montana's gonna be in town on Thursday. He's shooting some commercial. You wanna meet him?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Joe Montana? Sure!
Natalie: Okay. You're not too busy?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, no, I'm sure we could make that work.
Natalie: Oh, great. Because I lied. But it's nice to know you're available on Thursday. Julie will be here after school. Thanks.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Julie showed me what happened. They found Coach Hayden's body in here, next to the showers. You okay?
Adrian Monk: Girls' bathroom.
Natalie: What are you afraid of? Cooties?
Adrian Monk: Don't laugh. Jury is still out on cooties. If we could only get more federal funding.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Julie Teeger: Is this a bad time?
Adrian Monk: Yes, it is.
Emily C.: Should we come back?
Adrian Monk: No, it's always a bad time.