Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Adrian Monk: Not too much off the top. Just an eighth of an inch. Sharona: I know. Adrian Monk: Okay. I- I wanna look rugged, but not too macho. Sharona: Don't worry. You're not gonna look too macho. Adrian Monk: It's a little long. You know, this was not in my job description. Sharona: What happened to your regular barber? Adrian Monk: I don't know. Every time I go there, it's closed. Sharona: I wonder why. Adrian Monk: Last time I went, I thought I saw him in the back room, but I guess it couldn't have been him. See? You're- You're still long. You see that? That's three-sixteenths. Sharona: Adrian, these are very sharp scissors. Don't piss me off.