Lyle Turrow: Excuse me. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: There was a bit of a smudge, like an ink stain. I think I got most of it.
Lyle Turrow: No, no, no. It's an autograph.
Adrian Monk: Oh?
Lyle Turrow: Yeah. It's a 1988 All-Star game ball signed by Michael Jordan.
Adrian Monk: [looks at wipe] Well, maybe he could sign it again.
Lyle Turrow: Sure. I'll just call Michael, ask him to stop by.
Adrian Monk: Thank God. I'm so relieved.
Sharona: He's being sarcastic. Give it to me.