Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame
Lyle Turrow: Excuse me. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? Adrian Monk: There was a bit of a smudge, like an ink stain. I think I got most of it. Lyle Turrow: No, no, no. It's an autograph. Adrian Monk: Oh? Lyle Turrow: Yeah. It's a 1988 All-Star game ball signed by Michael Jordan. Adrian Monk: [looks at wipe] Well, maybe he could sign it again. Lyle Turrow: Sure. I'll just call Michael, ask him to stop by. Adrian Monk: Thank God. I'm so relieved. Sharona: He's being sarcastic. Give it to me.