Adrian Monk Quote #292
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame
Lyle Turrow: Excuse me. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: There was a bit of a smudge, like an ink stain. I think I got most of it.
Lyle Turrow: No, no, no. It's an autograph.
Adrian Monk: Oh?
Lyle Turrow: Yeah. It's a 1988 All-Star game ball signed by Michael Jordan.
Adrian Monk: [looks at wipe] Well, maybe he could sign it again.
Lyle Turrow: Sure. I'll just call Michael, ask him to stop by.
Adrian Monk: Thank God. I'm so relieved.
Sharona: He's being sarcastic. Give it to me.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Ballgame’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Okay. Well, I hate to end the session on that note, but the hour is up.
Adrian Monk: No, it's not. It's only been 57 minutes.
Dr. Kroger: How'd you do that? You're wearing a watch?
Adrian Monk: No.
Dr. Kroger: You could see my watch, right?
Adrian Monk: No. It's a gift.
Dr. Kroger: And a curse.
Adrian Monk: And a curse.
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer
Lieutenant Disher: There's more.
Captain Stottlemeyer: And would you like to share it with us, Randy?
Lieutenant Disher: The shooter abandoned the car in a parking lot. There was a security camera. We got a picture of him.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's it? They can't clean that up?
Lieutenant Disher: It is cleaned up. I mean, he was 50 feet away. Should I release it to the press?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What's the point? I've seen better pictures of Bigfoot.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sharona: Adrian. Adrian, you were right. This is the room. Look at the drapes and the church outside. They both must have taken this class.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yes. Oh, no! Okay. Sharona, I can't do this.
Sharona: Why? 'Cause he's naked? You've never seen a naked man before?
Adrian Monk: No.
Sharona: Well, you've seen yourself naked, right?
Adrian Monk: Just once.