Sgt. Danny Weaver: What the hell are you doing here?
Adrian Monk: It's about Mikhail Alvanov.
Sgt. Danny Weaver: Who?
Adrian Monk: The window washer. You know, the guy who got the reward.
Sgt. Danny Weaver: What about him?
Adrian Monk: Well, his story doesn't track. Listen, he said he was on the seventh floor of the Burkman Building at 2:30 looking west. Well, I went back up there during lunch. You were probably wondering where I was.
Det. Sgt. Louis Doyle: No.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, well, now you know. I was up there at 2:30 looking west. The sun was directly in my eyes.
Det. Sgt. Louis Doyle: So he was wearing sunglasses.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, he said he read the license plate. I have 20/20 vision. I couldn't read anything from the seventh floor. Nothing.
Sgt. Danny Weaver: Monk, the guy's tip was righteous. Hmm? The pickaxe killer's in jail. He confessed. We have the murder weapon.
Det. Sgt. Louis Doyle: We found pieces of his victims in his attic.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, no, no, I know. I know the tip was good.
Det. Sgt. Louis Doyle: Well, what're you saying?
Adrian Monk: He's lying, okay? The window washer's lying. That's all.
Det. Sgt. Louis Doyle: Look, I think I know what's going on here. You're jealous. The big, super detective. You can't stand the fact we didn't need you.