Adrian Monk Quote #2690
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Badge
Sgt. Danny Weaver: What the hell are you doing here?
Adrian Monk: It's about Mikhail Alvanov.
Sgt. Danny Weaver: Who?
Adrian Monk: The window washer. You know, the guy who got the reward.
Sgt. Danny Weaver: What about him?
Adrian Monk: Well, his story doesn't track. Listen, he said he was on the seventh floor of the Burkman Building at 2:30 looking west. Well, I went back up there during lunch. You were probably wondering where I was.
Det. Sgt. Louis Doyle: No.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, well, now you know. I was up there at 2:30 looking west. The sun was directly in my eyes.
Det. Sgt. Louis Doyle: So he was wearing sunglasses.
Adrian Monk: No, no, no, he said he read the license plate. I have 20/20 vision. I couldn't read anything from the seventh floor. Nothing.
Sgt. Danny Weaver: Monk, the guy's tip was righteous. Hmm? The pickaxe killer's in jail. He confessed. We have the murder weapon.
Det. Sgt. Louis Doyle: We found pieces of his victims in his attic.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, no, no, I know. I know the tip was good.
Det. Sgt. Louis Doyle: Well, what're you saying?
Adrian Monk: He's lying, okay? The window washer's lying. That's all.
Det. Sgt. Louis Doyle: Look, I think I know what's going on here. You're jealous. The big, super detective. You can't stand the fact we didn't need you.
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, first item of business is the pickaxe killer.
Lieutenant Disher: Gold Rush Killer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, it's not the Gold Rush Killer, Randy.
Lieutenant Disher: But they use pickaxes.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, forget about the Gold Rush Killer, okay?
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: We're moving on.
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Adrian Monk: Mrs. DiMarco. Mrs. DiMarco, I'm so sorry for your loss. My name is Adrian Monk. I'm a former detective. Actually, I'm a former former detective.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you haven't even eaten your breakfast.
Adrian Monk: I'm too excited to eat.
Natalie: You don't want to be hungry. It's your first day of work.
Adrian Monk: What time is it? Roll call's at 8:30. Natalie, can you believe it? I am going to roll call. It's like I'm dreaming. Maybe I am dreaming. [pinches Natalie]
Natalie: Ow! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: I'm pinching you to see if I'm dreaming.
Natalie: No, you're supposed to pinch yourself. [pinches Monk]
Adrian Monk: Aah! Well, I figured you're in the dream with me. I don't know.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, you're not dreaming. It's really happening.
Adrian Monk: It's really happening.