Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is Underwater
Steven Albright: There was one other thing. I saw him the night before. We made plans to go to a Giants game while we were here. He seemed fine. Adrian Monk: I assume there was an investigation. Steven Albright: Yes, of course. NCIS ruled it a suicide. Mr. Monk, I know you're a busy man. We're only in port for one day. I wonder if you could come down to the boat and take a look around. I just I wanna know if I'm crazy. Natalie: Well, of course we can. I'll get my purse. Adrian Monk: Well, you mean now, today? I can't today. Natalie: Why not? Adrian Monk: Here's the thing. It it's a boat, and I really don't do boats. Natalie: Mr. Monk, I've been on these boats. These boats are so big they don't even feel like boats. They're like islands. You've been on Islands before, right? You like Islands. Adrian Monk: No. Natalie: It's like Hawaii. Think of it like that. We're going to Hawaii. Adrian Monk: I believe you are the devil.