Adrian Monk Quote #2053
Steven Albright: There was one other thing. I saw him the night before. We made plans to go to a Giants game while we were here. He seemed fine.
Adrian Monk: I assume there was an investigation.
Steven Albright: Yes, of course. NCIS ruled it a suicide. Mr. Monk, I know you're a busy man. We're only in port for one day. I wonder if you could come down to the boat and take a look around. I just I wanna know if I'm crazy.
Natalie: Well, of course we can. I'll get my purse.
Adrian Monk: Well, you mean now, today? I can't today.
Natalie: Why not?
Adrian Monk: Here's the thing. It it's a boat, and I really don't do boats.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I've been on these boats. These boats are so big they don't even feel like boats. They're like islands. You've been on Islands before, right? You like Islands.
Adrian Monk: No.
Natalie: It's like Hawaii. Think of it like that. We're going to Hawaii.
Adrian Monk: I believe you are the devil.
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Steven Albright: Sir, you don't have to hold your breath. There's plenty of air.
Adrian Monk: [exhales] How much time?
Steven Albright: 15 seconds.
Adrian Monk: I'm pretty sure he killed himself.
Natalie: How do you know?
Adrian Monk: I've been on board 15 seconds and I'm suicidal.
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Adrian Monk: It doesn't feel like a man-made boat or a submarine. It feels like a living thing. Like a beast. And I'm in- In the lungs or the stomach. It's like it's swallowed me whole. I feel like it's digesting me. Honestly, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't here.
Dr. Bell: [imaginary] Yes, it's quite fortuitous. I heard you were on a submarine, and I thought you could use my help. So I climbed on board just as the ship was going underwater.
Adrian Monk: Wow. What do we do now?
Dr. Bell: Well, we're gonna take it one day at a time. One hour at a time. We're gonna get through this together.
Adrian Monk: Hmm.
Dr. Bell: I've been observing you, Adrian. You're doing very well in spite of your condition. Your acute claustrophobia.
Adrian Monk: Well...
Dr. Bell: I'd even say you're being rather heroic.
Adrian Monk: [chuckles] I have to be brave for Natalie's sake. She's just a girl. She's depending on me.
Dr. Bell: Well, she's lucky to have you.
Adrian Monk: That's true. What? Medal of honor? I think that's a bit premature, Dr. Bell.
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Natalie: Where are you going?
Adrian Monk: Bathroom.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Why? [Monk is silent] I'll go with you.
Adrian Monk: I don't think so.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, let me go with you.
Natalie: We promised Dr. Kroger we wouldn't leave you alone.
Adrian Monk: I am not suicidal. I just wish I was never born. There's a difference.
Quote from Mr. Monk Is At Your Service
Natalie: Are you afraid of frogs?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. I've never been this close to one. [A frog lands on Monk's shoe] Yes. The answer is yes. Put frogs on the list. Where's the list?
Natalie: I got it. I got it. Where does it go?
Adrian Monk: Put them between possums and, uh, soccer riots. No, no, no. Uh, after after soccer riots. And before, uh, before hailstones. Yeah, so it goes...
Natalie: I got it, I got it: Soccer riots, frogs, hailstones.
Adrian Monk: At least now we know. Information really is power.