Adrian Monk Quote #2053
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is Underwater
Steven Albright: There was one other thing. I saw him the night before. We made plans to go to a Giants game while we were here. He seemed fine.
Adrian Monk: I assume there was an investigation.
Steven Albright: Yes, of course. NCIS ruled it a suicide. Mr. Monk, I know you're a busy man. We're only in port for one day. I wonder if you could come down to the boat and take a look around. I just I wanna know if I'm crazy.
Natalie: Well, of course we can. I'll get my purse.
Adrian Monk: Well, you mean now, today? I can't today.
Natalie: Why not?
Adrian Monk: Here's the thing. It it's a boat, and I really don't do boats.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I've been on these boats. These boats are so big they don't even feel like boats. They're like islands. You've been on Islands before, right? You like Islands.
Adrian Monk: No.
Natalie: It's like Hawaii. Think of it like that. We're going to Hawaii.
Adrian Monk: I believe you are the devil.
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‘Mr. Monk Is Underwater’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Steven Albright: Sir, you don't have to hold your breath. There's plenty of air.
Adrian Monk: [exhales] How much time?
Steven Albright: 15 seconds.
Adrian Monk: I'm pretty sure he killed himself.
Natalie: How do you know?
Adrian Monk: I've been on board 15 seconds and I'm suicidal.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Adrian Monk: It doesn't feel like a man-made boat or a submarine. It feels like a living thing. Like a beast. And I'm in- In the lungs or the stomach. It's like it's swallowed me whole. I feel like it's digesting me. Honestly, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't here.
Dr. Bell: [imaginary] Yes, it's quite fortuitous. I heard you were on a submarine, and I thought you could use my help. So I climbed on board just as the ship was going underwater.
Adrian Monk: Wow. What do we do now?
Dr. Bell: Well, we're gonna take it one day at a time. One hour at a time. We're gonna get through this together.
Adrian Monk: Hmm.
Dr. Bell: I've been observing you, Adrian. You're doing very well in spite of your condition. Your acute claustrophobia.
Adrian Monk: Well...
Dr. Bell: I'd even say you're being rather heroic.
Adrian Monk: [chuckles] I have to be brave for Natalie's sake. She's just a girl. She's depending on me.
Dr. Bell: Well, she's lucky to have you.
Adrian Monk: That's true. What? Medal of honor? I think that's a bit premature, Dr. Bell.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Wait. Dr. Bell, he's right outside. Dr. Bell, open the hatch! Dr. Bell!
Natalie: Dr. Bell! What am I saying? Help, somebody, help!