Carlos: Hey, Sherlock Holmes, you know how to lock up, right? Make sure you put the rags in the washing machine. Don't clean the washing machine. Just put the rags in the washing machine, understand? See you manana.
Adrian Monk: Hola, senorita. Hola.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I know it's you.
Adrian Monk: What's with the wipe? Why would I need a-
Natalie: Oh, God. God. Why didn't you tell me?
Adrian Monk: To protect you. I thought Rollins might be watching you.
Natalie: Oh, that's ridiculous. Why would Rollins-
Sheriff Rollins: Adrian, don't move a muscle. Show me your hands. You too, miss Teeger. You are knee-deep in it now, buddy.
Natalie: You're the one that's in trouble. We know all about how you set Mr. Monk up and switched the gun barrels. If anybody's going to prison, it is you.
Adrian Monk: Thanks for stopping by, Natalie.
Sheriff Rollins: Let me tell you about the real world, Natalie. It's never about what happened. It's always, can you prove what happened? All right, Adrian, we've done this before. On the ground, face down. [Adrian kicks a canister towards Rollins] What was that?
Adrian Monk: It was supposed to... It was supposed to go faster.