Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
Lieutenant Disher: That's the men's room. And... Hey. This is my desk. Lieutenant Disher. Oh, check these out. Real handcuffs. Wanna try 'em on? So, Sam, how long have you wanted to be a policeman? Sam: I don't wanna be a cop. Lieutenant Disher: But your mom said you did. Sam: Maybe when I was nine. Lieutenant Disher: How old are you now? Sam: Nine and a half. Who'd want to be a cop? You don't make any money and everybody hates you. Lieutenant Disher: Okay. Okay, so, what do you wanna do? We got some game and stuff, I think, for when kids visit. How about that? Let's see. No. Ah, yeah, here we go. How about this? We got crayons. Coloring book. I did that one. Sam: I used to love this game. Lieutenant Disher: Hm. Timber. Set it up.