Lieutenant Disher Quote #201
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan
Lieutenant Disher: That's the men's room. And... Hey. This is my desk. Lieutenant Disher. Oh, check these out. Real handcuffs. Wanna try 'em on? So, Sam, how long have you wanted to be a policeman?
Sam: I don't wanna be a cop.
Lieutenant Disher: But your mom said you did.
Sam: Maybe when I was nine.
Lieutenant Disher: How old are you now?
Sam: Nine and a half. Who'd want to be a cop? You don't make any money and everybody hates you.
Lieutenant Disher: Okay. Okay, so, what do you wanna do? We got some game and stuff, I think, for when kids visit. How about that? Let's see. No. Ah, yeah, here we go. How about this? We got crayons. Coloring book. I did that one.
Sam: I used to love this game.
Lieutenant Disher: Hm. Timber. Set it up.
‘Mr. Monk and His Biggest Fan’ Quotes
Quote from Marci Maven
Marci Maven: This is my favorite. It's from last summer. See, what I do is I read the articles about you and then I make dioramas of the various cases. This one is "Mr. Monk and the Three Pies."
Adrian Monk: What?!
Marci Maven: When you went to see your brother. That's what I call it.
Adrian Monk: Is that me?
Marci Maven: "Adrian, should we call the captain?" "Not yet, Marci. We need to gather more evidence. Natalie, get the car." "On my way, Mr. Monk."
Natalie: Is that me? It's a troll doll.
Marci Maven: Huh. "Marci, I can't imagine life without you." "Oh, Adrian, I've waited so long..."
Quote from Marci Maven
Adrian Monk: Monogrammed wipe. [picks up tub] Plaster mold? Do not ingest. Marci, when Otto died, did you tell anyone?
Marci Maven: No.
Adrian Monk: Oh, my God. Don't turn! Don't- Don't- Don't turn around. I think you were right. He's the guy. And I know how he did it.
Marci Maven: Oh, my gosh. Say, "Here's what happened."
Adrian Monk: He must've been planning this for weeks!
Marci Maven: Say, "Here's what happened"!
Quote from Marci Maven
Marci Maven: There must be another explanation.
Adrian Monk: Like what, Marci?
Marci Maven: Like, I don't know. I mean, you do it all the time. The police have a theory and they think it's cut and dry. And then you come in and you do your thing. And you get clues and you figure it out. You know, it's like "Mr. Monk and the Astronaut." Or "Mr. Monk Goes Back to School." Oh, remember that one?
Adrian Monk: No! Where are you getting these names?
Natalie: According to the forensic laboratory reports-
Marci Maven: Yeah, well, they're wrong. Okay. They can make mistakes. Maybe it was, uh, a frame-up.
Natalie: [chuckles] They framed your dog?
Marci Maven: [mock chuckle] Yeah, maybe they did frame my dog, Natalie. It's not totally unprecedented. What about "Mr. Monk and the Panic Room"? They tried to frame a monkey, didn't they? See, things aren't always as they seem.
Adrian Monk: That's true.