Adrian Monk: The new catchphrase. That was your command. That dog was your accomplice. You worked with him everyday for a month. You trained him to murder your wife. That morning, you could have been a hundred miles away. You left his cage open and a radio on. All you had to do was go on the air and give the command.
Lieutenant Disher: You knew Jeanette would be fast asleep.
Linda Riggs: You knew she'd never wake up.
Natalie: Oh, here he comes.
[The dog runs into the room, turns the gas on and runs out. Stottlemeyer turns the gas back off.]
Captain Stottlemeyer: You made one big mistake. Your partner, your accomplice, he's got a thing for shoes. He stole one of yours and brought it home.
Linda Riggs: So is he under arrest?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, he is.
Linda Riggs: Thank you, Mr. Monk. Thank you.
Lieutenant Disher: You heard the lady, Max. You're under arrest. Gimme your hands.
Adrian Monk: You're not laughing now. Are you? Are you?
Max Hudson: No. I'm not laughing.
Adrian Monk: Join the club.