Adrian Monk Quote #1565
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Adrian Monk: The new catchphrase. That was your command. That dog was your accomplice. You worked with him everyday for a month. You trained him to murder your wife. That morning, you could have been a hundred miles away. You left his cage open and a radio on. All you had to do was go on the air and give the command.
Lieutenant Disher: You knew Jeanette would be fast asleep.
Linda Riggs: You knew she'd never wake up.
Natalie: Oh, here he comes.
[The dog runs into the room, turns the gas on and runs out. Stottlemeyer turns the gas back off.]
Captain Stottlemeyer: You made one big mistake. Your partner, your accomplice, he's got a thing for shoes. He stole one of yours and brought it home.
Linda Riggs: So is he under arrest?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, he is.
Linda Riggs: Thank you, Mr. Monk. Thank you.
Lieutenant Disher: You heard the lady, Max. You're under arrest. Gimme your hands.
Adrian Monk: You're not laughing now. Are you? Are you?
Max Hudson: No. I'm not laughing.
Adrian Monk: Join the club.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Is On the Air’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8-inch window.
Lieutenant Disher: Sure they could.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's awful small.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, could a little person fit through an 8-inch window?
Adrian Monk: I am proud to say I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, wait a minute. We can settle it right now. They're all downtown at a book signing. We go down, we talk to Little Willie. If we get a chance, if it happens to come up, we measure the circumference of his head. Then divide it by pi or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Natalie: Did somebody die?
Adrian Monk: Christmas morning. Oh, that's me playing Hide.
Natalie: You mean Hide-and-Seek?
Adrian Monk: You still don't get it, do you?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Max Hudson: Linda. I don't know the legal definition of harassment, but, uh, this is pretty close.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Mr. Hudson, that's a search warrant. You've been duly served.
Max Hudson: Uh, sure, okay. Knock yourself out. You'll just embarrass yourselves again.
Adrian Monk: It's over, Max. We know how you did it. We know what you were doing everyday at 2:00.
Natalie: You were next door.
Max Hudson: That's right. I was. I was house-sitting. I was watering their plants.
Adrian Monk: Nah, you were training their dog.
Captain Stottlemeyer: We replayed a tape of the show you made the morning your wife died. That was the day you introduced your new catchphrase: "Jangle my tenders."
Lieutenant Disher: "Jiggle me timbers," sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: "Jiggle me timbers."
Lieutenant Disher: You never said it before that day. Or since. I'm a big fan. Well, I was. Unless you're not guilty. In which case, we're all really sorry about all of this. Although, I'm pretty sure you're guilty. But, if you're not, I'm sorry.