Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm Captain Leland Stottlemeyer. This is Lieutenant Disher. Lieutenant Disher: We're big fans. Not- Not "big" height. Just, I love the show. Captain Stottlemeyer: We are looking into the death of Jeanette Hudson. Little Willie Karelli: Why? There was an inquest. It was an accident. Don't you guys talk to each other? Captain Stottlemeyer: You're probably right. There's just a few loose ends that, uh, we want look into. Where were you the night she died? [Disher walks behind Little Willie and holds his hands out to measure the size of his head] Little Willie Karelli: Where was I? I was on the air. Captain Stottlemeyer: No. I mean before that, the, uh, the night before. I know Max was in Los Angeles. But you didn't go with him. Little Willie Karelli: That's true. I was with my wife and kid. I got nothing more to say to you guys. You want to talk, talk to my lawyer. Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, I'm not done talkin' to you yet. Just- [Disher finally gets a read on Willie's head size] Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you very much. Lieutenant Disher: Thank you, man. I'm a big fan. I just- Nice to meet you. Tape measure.