Lieutenant Disher Quote #177
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Is On the Air
Captain Stottlemeyer: I'm Captain Leland Stottlemeyer. This is Lieutenant Disher.
Lieutenant Disher: We're big fans. Not- Not "big" height. Just, I love the show.
Captain Stottlemeyer: We are looking into the death of Jeanette Hudson.
Little Willie Karelli: Why? There was an inquest. It was an accident. Don't you guys talk to each other?
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're probably right. There's just a few loose ends that, uh, we want look into. Where were you the night she died?
[Disher walks behind Little Willie and holds his hands out to measure the size of his head]
Little Willie Karelli: Where was I? I was on the air.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. I mean before that, the, uh, the night before. I know Max was in Los Angeles. But you didn't go with him.
Little Willie Karelli: That's true. I was with my wife and kid. I got nothing more to say to you guys. You want to talk, talk to my lawyer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Hey, I'm not done talkin' to you yet. Just-
[Disher finally gets a read on Willie's head size]
Captain Stottlemeyer: Thank you very much.
Lieutenant Disher: Thank you, man. I'm a big fan. I just- Nice to meet you. Tape measure.
‘Mr. Monk Is On the Air’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: I mean, we don't even know if a little person can get through an 8-inch window.
Lieutenant Disher: Sure they could.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's awful small.
Lieutenant Disher: Monk, could a little person fit through an 8-inch window?
Adrian Monk: I am proud to say I don't know.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Look, we don't even know where this Little Willie person was the night she died.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, wait a minute. We can settle it right now. They're all downtown at a book signing. We go down, we talk to Little Willie. If we get a chance, if it happens to come up, we measure the circumference of his head. Then divide it by pi or something.
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Natalie: Did somebody die?
Adrian Monk: Christmas morning. Oh, that's me playing Hide.
Natalie: You mean Hide-and-Seek?
Adrian Monk: You still don't get it, do you?
Quote from Adrian Monk
[As Monk shows Natalie and Kevin home videos of his childhood:]
Adrian Monk: Oh, this- This one is my cousin's birthday party. And... there's me.
Kevin Dorfman: Got a balloon there.
Adrian Monk: [about the clown] I don't remember his name.
[On the video, young Adrian asks for his balloon animal to be untied so it's just a long, straight line]