Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Excuse me, Sergeant. Are you chewing that apple on your left side?
Sergeant Sharkey: Yeah, so?
Adrian Monk: Why?
Sergeant Sharkey: Why? Because your friend knocked my tooth out two day ago, remember?
Adrian Monk: Yes, I remember. But he didn't hit you on this side. The captain is right-handed. He hit you on the other side. Your left side. The side, the side you're chewing on.
Sergeant Sharkey: Okay.
Adrian Monk: The Captain didn't knock your tooth out, did he?
Sergeant Sharkey: What are you, crazy?
Adrian Monk: I'm remembering a few other things. You- You used to work at Mendocino, right? When we saw Michael Karpov in the park, his son was wearing a shirt. It said Mendocino Day School.
Lieutenant Disher: Michael Karpov lives in Mendocino.
Sergeant Sharkey: Yeah, a lot of people live in Mendocino. I don't know Michael Karpov.
Adrian Monk: I think you do. Ten minutes ago, downstairs, you were wearing those clothes and Karpov called you Sergeant.
Natalie: That's right. I heard that too.
Adrian Monk: How did he know you were sergeant, Sergeant?
Lieutenant Disher: [on the phone] This is Disher. Is Gerald Vengal still in the building?