Adrian Monk Quote #1105
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Captain's Marriage
Adrian Monk: Excuse me. Excuse me, Sergeant. Are you chewing that apple on your left side?
Sergeant Sharkey: Yeah, so?
Adrian Monk: Why?
Sergeant Sharkey: Why? Because your friend knocked my tooth out two day ago, remember?
Adrian Monk: Yes, I remember. But he didn't hit you on this side. The captain is right-handed. He hit you on the other side. Your left side. The side, the side you're chewing on.
Sergeant Sharkey: Okay.
Adrian Monk: The Captain didn't knock your tooth out, did he?
Sergeant Sharkey: What are you, crazy?
Adrian Monk: I'm remembering a few other things. You- You used to work at Mendocino, right? When we saw Michael Karpov in the park, his son was wearing a shirt. It said Mendocino Day School.
Lieutenant Disher: Michael Karpov lives in Mendocino.
Sergeant Sharkey: Yeah, a lot of people live in Mendocino. I don't know Michael Karpov.
Adrian Monk: I think you do. Ten minutes ago, downstairs, you were wearing those clothes and Karpov called you Sergeant.
Natalie: That's right. I heard that too.
Adrian Monk: How did he know you were sergeant, Sergeant?
Lieutenant Disher: [on the phone] This is Disher. Is Gerald Vengal still in the building?
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Adrian Monk: Look. $10.03. That's how much is in there.
Natalie: Okay, thank you. Now we know.
Adrian Monk: Yeah, I think we should make it even.
Natalie: What are you talking about?
Adrian Monk: The fountain. We take out three cents and that'll be 10 dollars. It's a nice round number. 10 dollars. Then everyone would be happier.
Natalie: You always say that. Who is everyone?
Adrian Monk: Me. Me.
Natalie: You want me to reach in here and take out 3 pennies?
Adrian Monk: Would you mind?
Natalie: Yes, I would.
Natalie: Look, look, she's moving again. We gotta go. Mr. Monk, if we walk now, we won't even think about the fountain.
Adrian Monk: I'll think about it. It would haunt me.
Natalie: The three extra pennies. It would haunt you?
Adrian Monk: It will haunt me.
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Adrian Monk: [to a kid on the jungle gym] Careful. Both your hands. That's too high. These things are death traps. It's not just my opinion. It's a fact. In Belgium, 1952, a kid almost died on one of those.
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Adrian Monk: Look at all this junk. They should get rid of it. And put it somewhere.
Natalie: Well, they did it, Mr. Monk. They put it here. It's a junkyard.
Adrian Monk: You can say that again.