Natalie: Detective Monk, hurry up. He's getting away! Hurry! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: Wait. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Wait, listen. Maybe I should've mentioned this earlier, but I, see, the thing is, I have a number of phobias.
Natalie: You? No.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yes. Yes, and one of them, near the top of the list, actually, is the miracle of birth.
Natalie: You're gonna be okay. Just take my hand. Okay, fetus ahead!
Adrian Monk: Oh, no! Ooh, I can't go up there. Ah, I, I don't even know this woman.
Natalie: Okay, but we're gonna lose him! Pretend you're in a funhouse!
Adrian Monk: Funhouse, no. What's fun about fallopian tubes? I can't, I gotta I can't now.
Natalie: Okay, you know what, just forget it, okay? We're outta here.
Adrian Monk: Okay.
Natalie: No, no, no. We have to go through the pelvis.
Adrian Monk: I think this is gonna be a cesarean. [alarmed door sounds]