Adrian Monk Quote #754
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Natalie: Detective Monk, hurry up. He's getting away! Hurry! What are you doing?
Adrian Monk: Wait. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Wait, listen. Maybe I should've mentioned this earlier, but I, see, the thing is, I have a number of phobias.
Natalie: You? No.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yes. Yes, and one of them, near the top of the list, actually, is the miracle of birth.
Natalie: You're gonna be okay. Just take my hand. Okay, fetus ahead!
Adrian Monk: Oh, no! Ooh, I can't go up there. Ah, I, I don't even know this woman.
Natalie: Okay, but we're gonna lose him! Pretend you're in a funhouse!
Adrian Monk: Funhouse, no. What's fun about fallopian tubes? I can't, I gotta I can't now.
Natalie: Okay, you know what, just forget it, okay? We're outta here.
Adrian Monk: Okay.
Natalie: No, no, no. We have to go through the pelvis.
Adrian Monk: I think this is gonna be a cesarean. [alarmed door sounds]
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.