Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Amber: I told you. Dexter and I were in bed all night and all morning. He never left the room. Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay. We know it wasn't your earring. Why did you lie about that? Amber: I thought it was mine. I made a mistake. Captain Stottlemeyer: Amber, why are you protecting him? Amber: I wouldn't do that. I don't lie. Lieutenant Disher: You don't lie, huh? Well, in your pictorial, you never mentioned having a kid. And you said you live on a farm. Amber: Well, this may come as a shock to you, Lieutenant, but those profiles, they're completely made-up.