Lieutenant Disher Quote #31
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Amber: I told you. Dexter and I were in bed all night and all morning. He never left the room.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay. We know it wasn't your earring. Why did you lie about that?
Amber: I thought it was mine. I made a mistake.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Amber, why are you protecting him?
Amber: I wouldn't do that. I don't lie.
Lieutenant Disher: You don't lie, huh? Well, in your pictorial, you never mentioned having a kid. And you said you live on a farm.
Amber: Well, this may come as a shock to you, Lieutenant, but those profiles, they're completely made-up.
‘Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Diane Luden: Oh. That was from last year. They ran a profile on Elliott in the magazine. Page 53.
Adrian Monk: Page 53. [opens magazine, immediately shuts it] Five-three. Five-three. [opens magazine, once again shuts it, groans]
Diane Luden: Are you a religious man, Mr. Monk?
Sharona: He is now.
Adrian Monk: [drops magazine] Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sapphire Girl: Hello. You wanna take me home?
Adrian Monk: I can't. I don't have a driver's license. I-I mean I have one, technically, but I hardly ever use it. I have trouble with the left turns. And the right turns. Turning. And yielding. Turning and yielding.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: Uh, the sign in front of that hotel they misspelled "Kiwanis."
Sharona: You mean that sign five blocks away? What, you want me to go down there and have them fix it?
Adrian Monk: No. No, you don't have to do that. Maybe we could call them.
Sharona: [closes the blinds] There. Sign's fixed.