Adrian Monk: No, seriously. Tonday Mawwaka is the greatest runner who ever lived. I saw him run in Los Angeles in 1973. He was 400 yards behind with less than a mile to go. He had nothing left, and somehow he just he just found it. It was the most amazing finish. I can't believe you never heard of him.
Sharona: [off Monk's look] What?
Adrian Monk: That man. He missed a button.
Sharona: Don't worry about it, okay?
Adrian Monk: Come on, just have fun. Sixty-three years old, he's still running the marathon. I've got to get into shape.
Sharona: No. You're in great shape.
Adrian Monk: Nah. I used to be. Now if I can't find the remote control, I just watch whatever's on. Look at him. How can he stand it? Hold on to this. Excuse me, sir. You missed a button.
Man: What? You missed a button.
Adrian Monk: You'll thank me later.
Sharona: Oh, oh! Adrian!
Man: Will you get the hell away from me? I'm trying to enjoy this race here.
Adrian Monk: Here it is. It's no problem.
Sharona: Adrian! Adrian, he's coming. Adrian, would you hurry up! Look! He's coming!
Adrian Monk: These are in the way.
Man: No, they're not in the way. You're in the way!
Adrian Monk: I'm very good at buttons.
Man: Get away! Get away!
Adrian Monk: There it is. Okay.
Sharona: You missed him! You've just missed him!