Adrian Monk Quote #133
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man
Adrian Monk: No, seriously. Tonday Mawwaka is the greatest runner who ever lived. I saw him run in Los Angeles in 1973. He was 400 yards behind with less than a mile to go. He had nothing left, and somehow he just he just found it. It was the most amazing finish. I can't believe you never heard of him.
Sharona: [off Monk's look] What?
Adrian Monk: That man. He missed a button.
Sharona: Don't worry about it, okay?
Adrian Monk: Come on, just have fun. Sixty-three years old, he's still running the marathon. I've got to get into shape.
Sharona: No. You're in great shape.
Adrian Monk: Nah. I used to be. Now if I can't find the remote control, I just watch whatever's on. Look at him. How can he stand it? Hold on to this. Excuse me, sir. You missed a button.
Man: What? You missed a button.
Adrian Monk: You'll thank me later.
Sharona: Oh, oh! Adrian!
Man: Will you get the hell away from me? I'm trying to enjoy this race here.
Adrian Monk: Here it is. It's no problem.
Sharona: Adrian! Adrian, he's coming. Adrian, would you hurry up! Look! He's coming!
Adrian Monk: These are in the way.
Man: No, they're not in the way. You're in the way!
Adrian Monk: I'm very good at buttons.
Man: Get away! Get away!
Adrian Monk: There it is. Okay.
Sharona: You missed him! You've just missed him!
‘Mr. Monk and the Marathon Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Commentator: [on TV] There is something you don't see every day. A runner in this race with four legs.
Lieutenant Disher: Hang on a second. Stop the tape.
Captain Stottlemeyer: What?
Lieutenant Disher: What's that right there? Go back a little. Is that a dog?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yeah. It's a poodle.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he put the chip in the dog collar.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's a little poodle. Can a little poodle run 26 miles?
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he drugged it. I mean, if it's on drugs, yeah. I can call a vet.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Why don't you sit down? [Monk shakes his head] Well, at least hold the pole. [Monk shakes his head] How do you explain this: I touch everything you're afraid to touch, and I never get sick.
Adrian Monk: I can't explain it. It's inexplicable.
Sharona: No. You're inexplicable.
Quote from Sharona
Trevor McDowell: Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Monk and Sharona, am I right? What can I do for you?
Adrian Monk: Do you have a minute, sir?
Trevor McDowell: I have all the time in the world. As a matter of fact, there's a sale on all the convertible sofas if you're interested.
Adrian Monk: No, thanks.
Trevor McDowell: I'll make you a great deal. Free home delivery.
Adrian Monk: We're not here to shop.
Sharona: Although, if it turns out you're innocent, I'd like to talk to you about that recliner.